From
Scott Lynch's Tumblr:
LOCKE: Sexy Train Wreck
SABETHA: Sexy Reversal of the Default Male Gaze that Leaves Many Readers Hesitant and Uncomfortable
JEAN: Sexy Librarian
CALO: Sexy Galdo
GALDO: Sexy Calo
BUG: Sexy Tracheotomy Patient
FATHER CHAINS: Sexy Eat Your Fucking Vegetables Or I Will Exile Your Impertinent Ass to Some Minor Principality We’ve Never Previously Heard Of
SOFIA SALVARA: Sexy Marie Curie
LORENZO SALVARA: Sexy French Maid. You’re welcome, fanficcers.
DONA VORCHENZA: Sexy Professor McGonagall
THE FALCONER: Sexy Gandalf
MERRAIN: Sexy Boba Fett
PATIENCE: Killed last 7 people who suggested a sexy costume. Always dresses up as Jessica Fletcher from Murder, She Wrote.
JAFFRIM RODANOV: Sexy Human Torch
EZRI: Sexy Iron Giant
CAPA BARSAVI: Sexy Quint from Jaws.
NAZCA BARSAVI: Sexy William “The Refrigerator” Perry
REQUIN: Sexy Cecil
SELENDRI: Sexy Carlos
ZAMIRA: Sexy Ha Ha You Might Have Owned This Ship But Then I Came Aboard, Motherfucker
PAOLO AND COSETTA: They’re going as Lilo and Stitch. Not the sexy versions. Jesus. Who do you think I am, Piers Anthony?